This has been Cats Wearing Sweaters. You’re welcome.
Also, I want a story where Clyde, in his constant long-suffering efforts to be a contributing member of the brownstone family, decides to help out with Joan’s detective lessons by trying to initiate hide-and-seek.
The first time he goes missing, Joan finds him behind the now patched-up Angus, led there by the artfully placed evidence trail of lettuce bits (if Clyde does say so, himself). The second time, Sherlock finds him in the top kitchen cabinet, thereby completely ruining the entire purpose of the exercise. Clyde refuses dandelions from him for the rest of the week.
The third time Clyde wanders off, though, neither Joan nor Sherlock can find him for five days, and they’re in a state of complete panic that one of their many collective enemies has turtle-napped him and are probably holding him over a pot of boiling water this very second, I don’t understand why you don’t see the vital importance of this case, Captain? This, of course, leads to a full-scale investigation of everyone within a 10-mile radius of the brownstone, turning up along the way 4 murderers, 8 white-collar thieves, the whereabouts of Moriarty, and, eventually, Clyde, safe under Joan’s mattress all along.
This story ends in great domesticity and cuddles and Clyde figuring out that, lovely as they are, his humans are perhaps not the brightest.
It’s a good thing he’s always around to save the day.
omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just
I ship it
300 FAVORITE MOVIES (in no particular order)
185. The Fast and the Furious (2001)
“Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning’s winning.”
Minioner suggested this and it was too freaking cute of an idea to not doodle.
Me relaxing in bed
made this transparent
I love you, sea pancake.
yes, two chances to reblog sea pancake twice in one night. excellent.
I have been waiting my whole life for this.